is wine microwaveable?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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