Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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