I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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