i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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