Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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