I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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