That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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