Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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