David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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