he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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