Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
birth control should be required to get into college
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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