What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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