it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
false alarm. still invincible.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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