i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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