if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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