I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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