but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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