just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
