Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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