Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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