so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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