This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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