Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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