Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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