S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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