I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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