worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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