I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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