Me too!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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