nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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