in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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