And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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