I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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