I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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