Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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