i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize