We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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