She's JV to your varsity
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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