I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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