my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and she was petting her beer can
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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