Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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