chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
