You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
