PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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