ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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