so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
