i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
