Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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