Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
And then my night got REAL pukey
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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