Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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