dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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