I heard we made out
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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