and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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