thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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