true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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