you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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