those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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