i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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