Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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