That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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